If you’re going to channel the energy of anyone today, let it be of the cow who escaped a slaughterhouse and headed straight to a waterpark resort.
The cow, which was destined for death, managed to free itself from the ranch 500 miles west of Rio de Janeiro and somehow ended up on the grounds of a resort called Nova Granada.
The iconic cow was rescued has now been named and given a stay of execution.
The name? Tobogã, which is Portuguese for “slide.”