Hollywood’s most unlikely couple have announced they’re engaged.
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly (who wants people to stop calling him Machine Gun Kelly), announcing they’re going to get married.
Oh, and naturally, they drank each other’s blood after the proposal.
Fox confirmed the news on Instagram.
“In July of 2020 we sat under this banyan tree
“We asked for magic. We were oblivious to the pain we would face together in such a short, frenetic period of time.
“Unaware of the work and sacrifices the relationship would require from us but intoxicated off of the love. And the karma.
“Somehow a year and a half later, having walked through hell together, and having laughed more than I ever imagined possible, he asked me to marry him.
“And just as in every lifetime before this one, and as in every lifetime that will follow it, I said yes…and then we drank each other’s blood.”
Machine Gun Kelly also took to Instagram to share the news, and he gave fans a look at the ring.
“yes, in this life and every life” 💍 beneath the same branches we fell in love under, i brought her back to ask her to marry me. i know tradition is one ring, but i designed it with Stephen Webster to be two: the emerald (her birth stone) and the diamond (my birth stone) set on two magnetic bands of thorns that draw together as two halves of the same soul forming the obscure heart that is our love.
And while the post was full of ‘awww how lovely!’ comments, there were a few that absolutely tore the ring to shreds.
Megan Fox's new engagement ring pic.twitter.com/b3IzWpRnoq
— Little House on the Prairie J. Blige (@Zach_Messages) January 13, 2022
i’m happy to see that mgk didn’t put like blood or whatever in megan fox’s engagement ring
— nicki (@nagswaggy) January 13, 2022
you bitches professing to be obsessed with megan fox’s engagement ring are either blind or lying. good night!
— cashewrising (@cashewrising) January 13, 2022
Megan Fox's ring is ugly but I'm happy for her and MGK
— Nikki Da Ninja Nikki Da Boss (@nikkilue47) January 13, 2022
And the ring isn’t the only thing being slated online after Fox shared a video from the bath that’s ‘traumatized’ followers.
If you constantly have to share and tell people you’re happy… usually deep down you’re not happy.
— Todd (MAMBA 4 LIFE !) (@Mamba_4_Life8) January 18, 2022
Congratulations, I guess.