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Genesis Giovanni Mendoza Martinez, a 31-year-old Tesla driver, tragically died in a crash while using the vehicle’s autopilot feature. The accident occurred in February 2023 when Martinez’s Tesla collided with a firetruck at high speed, killing him and injuring four firefighters. The Mendoza family has filed a lawsuit against Tesla and its CEO, Elon Musk,

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Guy Who Bought Tesla 2 Years Ago For $140,000 Can’t Believe What It’s Worth Now

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Kyle Conner, a YouTuber known for his car reviews, was shocked to discover the drastic depreciation of his Tesla Model S Plaid, which he bought in 2022 for $140,000. Two years and 37,000 miles later, Tesla itself appraised the vehicle at just $46,400, marking a staggering 67% drop in value. Conner shared the news on

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Guy Shocked To Learn What His $140,000 Tesla Is Worth Just 2 Years After Buying It

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Kyle Conner, a YouTuber from Out of Spec Reviews, was left stunned after discovering the rapid depreciation of his Tesla Model S, which he purchased for $140,000 in 2022. Two years later, Tesla appraised the car at just $46,400, a shocking 67% loss in value. Even private sale estimates couldn’t fetch more than $59,000, highlighting

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People Shocked At Size Of Tesla Driver’s First Electric Bill He Received In 12 Months

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A Tesla driver recently shared their electric bill for the past 12 months, leaving many shocked at the low total of just $2.37. The Tesla owner posted the bill on Twitter, stating that this was the first time they had received a bill in a year, humorously adding that it “sucks” to have a bill

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Director Of ‘I, Robot’ Says Elon And Tesla Ripped Off His Designs

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I, Robot director Alex Proyas recently called out Elon Musk on Twitter, accusing him of plagiarizing the designs from his 2004 sci-fi film after Musk’s unveiling of Tesla’s new robots and autonomous vehicles. During Tesla’s “We, Robot” event on October 10, Musk introduced the company’s new Cybercab, Robovan, and Optimus humanoid robots. The striking similarities

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Guy Has Full Conversation With Tesla Optimus Robot

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Elon Musk’s new Tesla robot, Optimus, has left people unnerved after a video of an “interview” with the android was posted online. During the chat, Optimus was asked what the hardest part of being a robot was. The robot responded with a chilling answer: “Trying to learn how to be as human as you guys

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Elon Dropped Tesla’s Value By $14 Billion With One Tweet

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In 2020, Elon Musk caused a significant drop in Tesla’s stock value with a single tweet. The billionaire CEO tweeted, “Tesla stock price too high imo,” leading to a 12 percent plunge in the company’s shares, ultimately wiping $14 billion off Tesla’s market value. The tweet also resulted in a personal loss of $3 billion

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Tesla Owner Locked Out Of His Car Unless He Buys $26,000 New Battery

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A Tesla owner named Mario Zelaya from Canada shared his frustration after being locked out of his $140,000 car due to a battery issue. The vehicle automatically locked itself as the battery died, and since the Tesla doors require power to open, he was unable to access his car. To make matters worse, the battery

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Some People Think Elon Musk’s Conservative Endorsements Are Dropping Tesla Sales

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Tesla has reported a significant drop in sales, revealing a 45% decline in income for the second quarter of 2024 compared to the same period last year. The company earned $1.48 billion from April to June, down from $2.7 billion in 2023. Despite a 2% increase in revenue, Tesla’s shares fell by 8%. This downturn

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Woman Trapped In ‘Scary’ Tesla After Her Batteries Died

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Diane, an Arizona resident, had a harrowing experience with her Tesla Model Y when its battery unexpectedly died, leaving her trapped inside the vehicle. This unsettling incident occurred despite her vehicle being fully charged when she unplugged it for a drive. Once she was inside and shut the door, the car’s power system failed, rendering

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100mph Tesla Ejects Passengers, Kills Three

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A tragic car crash involving a Tesla traveling at over 100 mph has resulted in the deaths of three people and severe injuries to three others. The incident occurred in Pasadena, California, over the weekend. The driver, 22-year-old Moheb Samuel, was operating a 2018 Tesla Model 3 when he lost control, hit a curb, and

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Elon Musk Says Tesla Could Start Selling ‘Optimus’ Robots By End Of Next Year

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Tesla, under the direction of Elon Musk, is moving forward with an ambitious plan to introduce its humanoid robot, Optimus, to the market by the end of next year. During a recent conference call with investors, Musk outlined his vision for the robot, suggesting that Optimus could start performing tasks in Tesla’s manufacturing processes by

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