Colin Burn’s Pearl Royale Sculpture has earned the title of the world’s most expensive adult toy, valued at an astounding $1.8 million. The limited-edition piece, of which only three exist, is crafted from pure platinum and adorned with over 70 carats of flawless white diamonds, royal blue sapphires, rare pink diamonds, and lustrous South Sea pearls. Designed for luxury rather than practicality, the piece is a symbol of opulence in the intimate sphere, with all jewels flush-set to avoid causing harm.
Burn, the designer, created the Pearl Royale to spark conversation about luxury and its place in all areas of life, including intimacy. He describes the sculpture as a celebration of the erotic, crafted to be “fit for a king or queen.” Burn aimed to challenge societal attitudes about combining high status with intimate products, equating the piece to crown jewels in its exclusivity and craftsmanship.
While the design has attracted attention, it has also become a subject of humor online. Social media users joked about its impracticality, with remarks about missing diamonds or its potential coldness during use. One commenter humorously dubbed it the “Buckingham Phallus,” poking fun at its regal inspiration.
Despite the jokes, the Pearl Royale stands as an example of how artistry and indulgence can merge in unexpected ways. It’s a product clearly targeted at the ultra-wealthy who appreciate a blend of functionality and extravagance in even the most personal areas of life.
